55 Bold & Hilarious Bachelorette Card Messages She’ll Love

The bachelorette party is a time-honored tradition to celebrate the bride-to-be in style before she ties the knot. While bachelorette gifts are always fun, a thoughtful card filled with laughs, wisdom, and well wishes is a memento she can cherish forever.

If you’re struggling for the perfect message to write in a bachelorette card, look no further! This extensive guide has 150 amazing ideas ranging from hilarious to heartfelt.

Let’s dive in!

Key Takeaways:

• Tailor your bachelorette card message to your relationship with the bride. The closer you are, the more personal you can be.
• Funny messages are great for a laugh, sweet sayings warm the heart, and cheeky phrases add humor. Find the right tone.
• Keep it short and genuine – long messages aren’t necessary for an impact.
• Pick a message that suits the bride’s personality – is she shy or outgoing, spiritual or naughty?
• Most importantly, make your message thoughtful, authentic and from the heart.

Funny Bachelorette Card Messages

1. Marriage is one big sleepover with your best friend…and a lifetime supply of nagging. Enjoy!
2. Here’s to one last night of flagrant alcohol consumption and poor choices!
3. Get ready to trade wild nights out for Netflix & Chill forever!
4. Let’s raise our glasses to you joining the wife club…it has better parking!
5. Out with random Tinder hookups, in with lifetime consistent bedroom action!
6. May your marriage be as happy as your bachelorette party hangover will NOT be!
7. Let’s celebrate your last days as a bachelorette with champagne and regrettable decisions!
8. Here’s to everlasting love and learning how to pretend you’re listening!
9. Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. Congrats!
10. May your life together be even more lit than your bachelorette party!
11. We’ll try to keep the pole dancing pics off Instagram…no promises though!
12. You’re proof that the best things in life are worth waiting for! But not too long – that biological clock is ticking!
13. Get ready to kiss your wild single days goodbye and embrace throupledom!
14. Congrats on finding someone who hates people as much as you do!
15. Out with random Saturday night texts and in with consistent married sexy times!
16. Here’s to a lifetime of happiness and some handcuffs for when things get boring!
17. May your bachelorette bash be the pregame for the epic afterparty that is married life!
18. Marriage is like a deck of cards – in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’ll want a club and a spade!
19. Let’s have some fun before you’re officially off the market and considered “damaged goods!”
20. Get ready for a lifetime of Netflix and Chill. No more begging for nudes!

Cheeky Bachelorette Card Messages

21. Here’s to one last rendezvous before you tie the knot and your hands get tied too!
22. Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. Congrats!
23. Let’s celebrate your last days on the market and ultra-premium status!
24. Out with random Saturday night texts and in with consistent married sexy times!
25. Get ready to trade nightly dishes for nightly…dishes. Hey, every relationship has its tradeoffs!
26. May your marriage be as steamy as your bachelorette bash but last way longer!
27. Pop bottles and shake your sham-pagne tonight – you’ll be popping out kids soon enough!
28. Here’s to one final night of swiping right before a lifetime of swiping left!
29. Let’s get wifey-turnt one last time before you turn in your party animal card!
30. To marriage and never having to delete your search history again!
31. We’ll try to return you to your groom in one piece. No guarantees!
32. Marriage is one big sleepover with benefits. Enjoy!
33. Here’s to your last night of freedom…make the most of it! wink emoji
34. Congrats on finding the yin to your yang, the mac to your cheese…
35. Get ready for a lifetime of doing it whenever the mood strikes! No more periodic horniness!
36. May married life treat you as well as your bachelorette party hangover won’t!
37. To the bride – don’t forget to pack your favorite lingerie for the honeymoon!
38. Here’s to everlasting love and learning how to fake headaches!
39. Out with random Tinder swiping, in with a lifetime Netflix & Chill partner!
40. Let’s celebrate your graduate degree from Miss to Mrs!

Sweet Bachelorette Card Messages

41. As you begin this new chapter, remember I’m always here for moral support and your favorite bottle of wine!
42. You and your groom light up every room with your smiles. Here’s to a lifetime of joy!
43. Thank you for allowing me to be part of this special celebration – I’m so honored!
44. I wish you a lifetime of laughter, cozy nights in, and creating cherished memories.
45. Never forget that in the grand scheme of life, love is everything. Enjoy every moment!
46. As you embark on this adventure, remember the greatest relationships are built on teamwork.
47. May you continue to live each day with joy, wonder, and gratitude. Congrats!
48. I can’t wait to watch your love grow and blossom even more after your big “I do!”
49. Here’s to growing old and gray together – may the smiles and laughter never stop!
50. This is just the exciting beginning of your journey as wife and husband. Enjoy the ride!
51. Always choose each other first and remember that a strong marriage takes two strong individuals.
52. Thank you for reminding me that true love still exists. Wishing you both a lifetime of joy and passion!
53. I wish you two the happiest adventure, filled with unconditional love, compromise and growth.
54. As you start your lives together, remember that every day won’t be perfect, but you’ll get through imperfect days together.
55. You’re an incredible couple because you bring out the best in each other. Never forget that!
56. Here’s to a long, happy life together! May your love grow deeper and stronger with each passing year.
57. Wishing you a lifetime of laughter, romance, and adventures – enjoy every moment!
58. May you look back on this day with fondness and joy for many decades to come!
59. I’m so happy you found your person in life. May you flourish together in love, joy and partnership.
60. You two make marriage look easy. Thanks for restoring my faith in love! Enjoy wedded bliss!

Clever Bachelorette Card Messages

61. Here’s to growing old and gray together – may you always laugh at each other’s bad jokes!
62. May your marriage be full of love, understanding, and cute texts just because.
63. Wishing you a lifetime of happiness, unconditional love and resolving fights with paper-rock-scissors.
64. Congrats on finding the Jim to your Pam, the Ross to your Rachel, the Harry to your Sally…
65. May the smiles you share together be even brighter than the diamonds on her ring!
66. Here’s to a long, happy life together! May your love grow deeper and stronger with each passing year.
67. Here’s to growing old and gray together – may you always laugh at each other’s bad jokes!
68. May your marriage be full of love, understanding, and cute texts just because.
69. Congrats on finding the yin to your yang, the mac to your cheese!
70. Wishing you a lifetime of happiness, cuddles, and agree-to-disagreeing!
71. May you finish each other’s sentences and sandwiches in holy matrimony!
72. Here’s to two becoming one – may you sync up as seamlessly as you do playlists!
73. To the happy couple – don’t forget to DVR your favorite shows before the honeymoon!
74. Here’s to a long life full of free refills – of love, laughter, and wedding cake!
75. May the smiles you share be as sweet as your wedding cake, and your marriage even sweeter!
76. Wishing you a lifetime of laughter, compromise, and remembering to put the toilet seat down!
77. Here’s to growing old and gray together, and always seeing each other through the eyes of love.
78. May your passion burn brighter and longer than the candles at your wedding altar!
79. Here’s to two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one – congrats!
80. To the happy couple: don’t forget to text each other cute memes throughout the ceremony!

Romantic Bachelorette Card Messages

81. Sending you both loving wishes today and always – may your lives be rich, full and devoted to one another!
82. True love isn’t just written about in fairytales – you two are living proof! Enjoy wedded bliss!
83. May you look back on this day with joy and fondness for all the decades to come. Congratulations!
84. Here’s to a marriage filled with love, passion, compassion and mutual understanding between partners and friends.
85. You complement each other so flawlessly – wishing you continued love, laughter and connection as husband and wife!
86. May you grow ever closer, more devoted and tenderhearted with every passing anniversary.
87. I hope you always keep the spark alive and remember that together you can conquer anything!
88. Here’s to building a marriage that nurtures honesty, trust, empathy, faith, partnership, joy and limitless love.
89. My wish for you is a home overflowing with sunshine, laughter, comfort and lifelong contentment.
90. May each day of your marriage be sweeter and happier than the last. I wish you both profound joy!
91. Wishing you a romance that deepens over time into an unshakable bond of companionship, caring and affection.
92. I hope your lives overflow with passion, purpose and partnership for all the decades to come!
93. Here’s to companionship, intimacy and a love that blossoms beautifully over a lifetime.
94. May each day be a new adventure, each moment a renewed joy, and your love a constant reminder that together anything is possible.
95. I wish you endless patience, compassion and consideration for one another as you embark on this wondrous journey together!
96. Here’s to all the sweet kisses, warm embraces, heartfelt understanding and undying devotion that lies ahead.
97. May you be there for one another through life’s joyous mountaintops and challenging valleys. Your love can weather any storm.
98. I wish you an unshakeable partnership built on trust, empathy and the open sharing of hearts and minds.
99. Here’s to passion, romance and deep, soul-filling love that lasts long after your youthful looks have faded!
100. My greatest wish for you is a home filled with tranquility, spiritual growth and a love far deeper than any ocean.

Naughty Bachelorette Card Messages

101. Marriage is just one big sleepover with benefits. Enjoy!
102. Get ready for a lifetime of Netflix and Chill. No more begging for nudes!
103. Here’s to one final rendezvous before you tie the knot and your hands get tied too!
104. Let’s celebrate your graduate degree from Miss to Mrs!
105. Remember, you don’t have to be good at marriage – just good enough!
106. May your marriage be as steamy as your bachelorette bash but last way longer!
107. Out with random Tinder swiping, in with a lifetime Netflix & Chill partner!
108. Get ready for a lifetime of doing it whenever the mood strikes! No more periodic horniness!
109. Here’s to everlasting love and learning how to fake headaches!
110. Let’s get wifey-turnt one last time before you turn in your party animal card!
111. Pop bottles and shake your sham-pagne tonight since you’ll be popping out kids soon!
112. Congrats on finding the yin to your yang, the mac to your cheese!
113. Here’s to one final night of swiping right before a lifetime of swiping left!
114. Out with random Saturday night texts and in with consistent married sexy times!
115. To marriage and never having to delete your search history again!
116. May your marriage be as steamy as your bachelorette bash but last way longer!
117. Get ready for a lifetime of doing it whenever the mood strikes! No more periodic horniness!
118. Here’s to everlasting love and learning how to fake headaches!
119. Let’s get wifey-turnt one last time before you turn in your party animal card!
120. Pop bottles and shake your sham-pagne tonight since you’ll be popping out kids soon!

Heartfelt Bachelorette Card Messages

121. I hope your marriage overflows with love, togetherness, mutual understanding and tenderness.
122. May you build a home filled with compassion, prayerfulness and a deep, abiding affection for one another.
123. Here’s to growing closer spiritually, emotionally and physically as you embark on the sacred journey of marriage!
124. I pray your commitment and devotion to each other only grows stronger, not withers, as you grow old and gray together.
125. May you have the courage to keep your hearts open, your communication thriving and your partnership constantly evolving.
126. My wish is for profound empathy, sincerity, patience and forgiveness to take root and blossom beautifully within your marriage.
127. Here’s to building a sanctuary of trust where honesty, compromise and sacred values can prosper happily.
128. I hope you experience the miracle and privilege of maturing into soul mates as the decades come and go.
129. May you always see and embrace the very best in one another!
130. Here’s to growing into a wise, compassionate and morally upstanding couple as your lives intertwine.
131. Wishing you divine assistance, infinite patience and unending fortitude for the adventure you’re embarking upon!
132. May your spiritual values continue guiding you along the path of light, virtue and selfless love.
133. I pray you build each other up, not tear each other down. May you be joined by gentleness, empathy and deep understanding.
134. Here’s to gaining profound wisdom through both joyous and sorrowful moments as your lives merge into one.
135. On this special celebration, I’m wishing you the guiding light of faith, hope and charity in your future together.
136. My wedding wish is for you to grow together with grace through whatever challenges or hardships life may bring.
137. May you be there for one another through life’s joyous mountaintops and challenging valleys. Your love can weather any storm.
138. I pray that as your outer beauty fades with time, your inner beauty only grows more radiant.
139. Here’s to building a marriage grounded in prudence, trust, devotion and selfless love.
140. Wishing you profound empathy, wisdom, sincerity, patience and forgiveness to share in marriage.

Sweet Bachelorette Card Messages

141. Thank you for being such a wonderful friend. I’m wishing you all the happiness in the world as you begin this exciting new chapter!
142. You’re the most kind-hearted, fun, energetic person I know. May your enthusiasm, spirit and warmth fill your marriage!
143. I hope you fulfill all your hopes and dreams together. You deserve a wonderful life – enjoy every minute!
144. I’m keeping my fingers crossed for clear skies on your wedding day – you’re going to be a radiant bride!
145. I wish I could be there to celebrate with you in person! I’m sending hugs and wishes for amazing memories.
146. I hope your married life is full of sweet kisses, warm hugs and laughter that lights up your home.
147. Here’s to a long marriage filled with compassion, joy and growth. I just know you’re going to be so happy!
148. Thank you for being such a generous, fun-loving person. I wish I could share your special day!
149. May the happiness you feel today stay with you always. You deserve all the love in the world!
150. I hope your life together is incredibly fulfilling. No one deserves it more than you!

FAQs

How do I end a bachelorette card message?

End with well wishes, an inside joke, saying you’ll always be there, excitement for their future, or words of wisdom.

What if I don’t know the bride very well?

Keep your message polite but generic – wish them a lifetime of happiness.

Should my message be funny or sincere?

It can be either! Tailor it based on your relationship with the bride.

How long should the message be?

Shorter is better. A few sentences is plenty – you don’t need a whole paragraph.